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# I have
err

stayed in my flat for most of the day except a bit chatting with a friend of mine. She's pretty so that may count, but it's nothing compared to yetis.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Unless you have proof of her pretty then I wont accept your reply.
*folds arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# :(
I'm too gentlemanly to post proof. She's lovely though, but that won't make you unfold your arms.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# *folds arms more*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# imagine...
nora batty but black haired a bit taller a good amount slimmer much prettier with a good figure and then make her portugese and you're left with someone who looks nothing like nora batty but does look like my friend.

that's the best i can do i'm afraid.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I'm going to shit RIGHT ON YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Go for it
I'll take solace tomorrow afternoon when I meet her for a coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Is she wearing lederhosen?
If no, then I'm not interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 May 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Nope
Portugese. They don't go for Lederhosen, as a rule.

Actually I know a couple of Bavarian girls. I might see if I can get them to wear Lederhosen. This may even work.*



* May well not work.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:13, archived)