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# EXPRESS TROUSERS OVERNIGHT
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(, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:35, archived)
# "if you hit me at 30 miles an hour there's an 80% chance i'll live to sue"
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(, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:36, archived)
# He's got my fucking cement!
/ac
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:37, archived)
# "where's my fucking cement you retards?" wtf?
/ac
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:39, archived)
# pan-tan-pin-pan-pan-pan-pon-pan-ping-pong-what?
/ac
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:44, archived)
# i do have half a kilo of mince ashally...
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(, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:59, archived)
# midgut trousers are one thing
/ac
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:59, archived)
# yes, spaghetti balls
/ac
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:00, archived)
# via a complicated series of pulleys
/ac
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:05, archived)
# i've discovered i can only do it maybe twice a year now
/ac
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:08, archived)
# last time I had a load of kfc it seemed to take over 24 horus to pass through me
/ac
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:10, archived)
# that just gets them horny.
/ac
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:17, archived)
# he eats spit roasted linux hippies
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(, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:18, archived)