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(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:01, archived)
# oh god
he's been watching that show with letters on it

making.. words

sexy sexy words
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:01, archived)
# sesame street?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:07, archived)
# ARCANE FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:12, archived)
# i worry about you sometimes
and love you the rest
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:02, archived)
# which one is this? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:07, archived)
# LOVE
like the love of a companion cube
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:08, archived)
# thats the best compliment i've ever recieved
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:17, archived)
# 'i invited you're friend the companion cube'
'but he couldn't come
...
..
.
because you murdered him.'

i do love portal
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:20, archived)
#
"Speaking of curiosity, you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what? I know! You're going to find out first-hand before I can finish telling you, though, so I won't bother. I'll give you a hint: you're going to want to pack as much living as you possibly can into the next couple of minutes."
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:25, archived)
# redex?
on the telly?


(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:02, archived)
# at this time of the morning?
with my reputation?

BINGO!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:03, archived)
# oh yes.
fast show references welcomed with open arms
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:04, archived)
# unless you are one of those evil people who hates the fast show
they scare me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:05, archived)
# not as bad as those people who hate bowie
imagine if they joined forces *cowers*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:07, archived)
# *gets the gatling gun*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:07, archived)
# yes! a few gattles fired at them will sort out the issue!
eh what!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:08, archived)
# personally I am absolutely ambivalent towards bowie
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:08, archived)
# whoa
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:17, archived)
# yes
I am so ambivalent I am balanced perfectly between ying and yang

or is it yin and yang?

or erm.. something else I dunno :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:19, archived)
# your?
inyan about bowie?


*this would be beter if it actually said something*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:31, archived)
# I have no idea man
I'm just a simple guy who thinks about cheeseburgers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:37, archived)
# put that on your CV
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:00, archived)
# I might
never know it could has beneficial results, plz
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:05, archived)
# "oh mi gawd, i lurve those lolcats, thur lyke sooo funni!"
"have a jawb"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:09, archived)
# I'm close to doing this actually
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:10, archived)
# i'm considering it to
i've already got on my cv "i belong to an online digital arts community where i am an active participant and both learn from and teach other members how to use photoshop and associated graphics tools" or something similar
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:16, archived)
# heh
then they look at it

and someone decides to have scat troll day

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:17, archived)
# or any normal day :)
"mr sellick, on this digital arts web page you mention we found your username by waiting 20 minutes till someone posted a portrait of you. it seems you spend all your waking hours on here drawing pictures of people without mouths, good day"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:23, archived)
# yes
"Here at Mega International Global Pollute Co™ a family company we like our employees to have mouths, shut mouths"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:26, archived)
# "please refrain from thinking, the kind robots will hardwire the implant shortly"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:33, archived)
# ITS A TRAP!
sorry it just happened to come up when i started typing

c'est la vie.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:07, archived)
# bah! perspective is a myth perpetuated by the 3d liberal classes!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:08, archived)
# sorry i think you must be confusing me with someone else
like Decartes
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:10, archived)
# get a bunch of dudes in overcoats
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:13, archived)
# *buys two kilos of speed to take to the bash*
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:18, archived)
# unless of course you are going around the streets
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:20, archived)
# my head is getting frozen
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:23, archived)
# I admit nothing, but the pleasure I derive from such things
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:25, archived)
# "This video is not available in your country."
/ac


you know what sad. i recognise most of your ACs from your original posts.

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:26, archived)
# BOATCOCK MAN IS IMPRESSED
/ac

the thing is I have a limited number of ac due to rejigging the computer recently
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:28, archived)
# *rubs speed into gums, tear ducts, anus and urethra"
/ac

i only recently turned ac back on. but then again i post an average of 500 posts a week so i've got plenty...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:35, archived)
# glowing hallucinogenic tomatoes
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:37, archived)
# how else do you kill spiders?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:39, archived)
# Well, there was a tale, in 1753 of a gentleman by the name Ernoldmot Motmot
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:43, archived)
# i'm not sure i could stomach that many paedo jokes for a week
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:58, archived)
# and you should see the airship!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:59, archived)
# i haven't got hooked yet, are there instructions?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:00, archived)
# yes, like what happens underground
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:05, archived)
# ah but you put a tiny drop in with your beef its the sex
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:07, archived)
# they are when you drop them in a vat of acid
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:09, archived)
# You're saying you don't have precognition?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:10, archived)
# now I want fish fingers with baked beans
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:18, archived)
# I'm assuming
ac stands for Accessing catchphrases?

yes?

..what don't just stare at me like that...

anal-retentive corrections? did you mess up the syntax mildly and it was put right?

your still staring..

accentuated comedy?

actually correct...? does it make your subjects infallible?

What are you doing with that tape.. keep away from my mout... *mmmph!! mmmmph!*


x
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:43, archived)
# yes, all of those things
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:44, archived)
# A Continuation about coment already commented
Actually crying

all cut

and currently

amazingly cognitent

although completely

auditarly cut-off

assault continues

all celotaped

arteries clogging

alphabet collapsing

arrrgh! come

and carefully

administer care.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:08, archived)
# i hope
i didn't take too long to construct that so no one is around to reply...

still distracted from finishing that anim.. words are as fun and easier to manpulate :(

x
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:09, archived)
# assault continues
you got it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:10, archived)
# aaah crap!
any cessation?

apparently continuation

allows comfort

a carnally

accepted cock-in-the-arse
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:19, archived)
# all of this and more
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:59, archived)
# but i don't own a harpoon gun!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:19, archived)
# a better man, standing by the cliffs
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:20, archived)
# ooo weird aztec mobile phone bicycle madness!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:24, archived)
# shit, I need cheesey pasta
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:25, archived)
# fun size seems a bit of a misnomer to me.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:34, archived)
# EXPRESS TROUSERS OVERNIGHT
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:35, archived)
# "if you hit me at 30 miles an hour there's an 80% chance i'll live to sue"
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:36, archived)
# He's got my fucking cement!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:37, archived)
# "where's my fucking cement you retards?" wtf?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:39, archived)
# pan-tan-pin-pan-pan-pan-pon-pan-ping-pong-what?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:44, archived)
# i do have half a kilo of mince ashally...
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:59, archived)
# midgut trousers are one thing
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:59, archived)
# yes, spaghetti balls
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:00, archived)
# via a complicated series of pulleys
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:05, archived)
# i've discovered i can only do it maybe twice a year now
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:08, archived)
# last time I had a load of kfc it seemed to take over 24 horus to pass through me
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:10, archived)
# that just gets them horny.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:17, archived)
# he eats spit roasted linux hippies
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 4:18, archived)
# eh... i was going for x factor, then realised it looked like a redex
but it was too late then. i had already put 10 objects on top of it and couldn't be bothered to fix it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:06, archived)
# aah
wouldn't know x-factor if i tripped over it

i likes, reminded me of the ref's shirt during yesterday's challenge cup final. he was sponsored by fedex, but the transfer wasn't stuck on properly and for 70minutes he was sponsored by redex :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 27 May 2008, 3:08, archived)