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The best thing

to do when they get to loud is turn down the volume on
the baby comm and that way you
can watch TV in peace

(lunchbreaklarry, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:11, archived)

Not having kids

I treat them all with contempt, and simply lock them away and tell them the monsters will get them if they get lippy.

I have 100% sucess with this

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:15, archived)

I should add

i do actually put monsters in the cupboard.

I do a lot of questionable things, but I wont lie to children

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:19, archived)

Thanks to my precognitive powers...

I went to the toilet just before reading that, and save £££'s on the washing bill.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:22, archived)

If you wanted a real toilet fright

you should have seen weirdlittlebiscuits pics of pubes on the seat at his work.

Blurrgh

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:30, archived)

Whoa

You should write a book on how to care for babies you could rake it in.

(Wallz, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:17, archived)