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# I should sincerely hope so.
There must be tea and coffee available- if GTSQ doesn't get his tea he'll turn green and start rampaging. And I'm going to need my coffee...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha, I wish I could
it's a pisser not having cafiene or alcohol. I haven't been to a pub for nearly a year now, and come June 1st (the day after the bash) I'll have been teetotal and caffiene free for a year exactly

what better excuse to get rat-arsed!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# So you're going to be teetotal throughout the bash
and then get squiffy the day after?

Oh that's hardly fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I'm not even going
to speak to you if you don't have a beer without a notarised certificate from a medical examiner stating that you will absolutely have more than a 99% chance of symptoms resulting in death or worse if you imbibe for one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I'm hoping you get blotto, I'm going to saddle you up and ride you like an armoured boar
around the finer areas of the City.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# haha
you've got wrong on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# After Saturday I'd better do.
If not, you've failed and must hand in your pervert passes at the door on your way out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# life lessons
1. Do not challenge b3tans to bukkake one
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# If he even so much as gets a speck on me
I will wee on his head. He knows that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# life lessons
2. Do not offer Golden Showers if Bukkake request is met
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# you know, there's probably a japanese word for this exact kind of battle
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha, well if YOU turn up, I might HAVE to have a drink
/just to forget the crunchie easter egg incident
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# can always has fizzy lime
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:39, archived)