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# I'm gonna slap you like a Chipperfield monkey
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Beard wars!
Ohhhhh my. I'm going to need popcorn.

And lots of tissues.

*looks down* it'd seem not. Sigh.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Got sacked from your zoo job again I see.
Well I suppose it's their fault for letting you out the cage.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# oh dear.
are you 12?
Can I groom you?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I'm going to dent you with a colander.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I'm going to rub you vigorously with a pumice stone
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I'm going to rape you in the urethra with a marinated courgette
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# *spreads*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:53, archived)