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# ha
I get my grandmother 60 1st class stamps for her birthday every year

so she can send out Easter cards that say 'Happy New Year 1944' in them

the dotty old coot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I can't wait to be an old lady.
I'm going to have so much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I look forward to breaking your hips




of course I'll be dead by then
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Just how you like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# cold and yet flexible
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Like raw calamari.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# you are in a fruity mood this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Ah, yes.
That'd be due to all of the reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I like fruit
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# you can do it from beyond the grave
my grandmother's already started haunting her house - she's getting the practice in
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# the faint whiff of piss does not constitute a full haunting
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 May 2008, 16:15, archived)