You don't recycle?
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Tue 27 May 2008, 21:01,
archived)
spanging pans, when spanged correctly,
according to EU guidlines, are more often than not, rendered useless after their first implementation.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 27 May 2008, 21:03,
archived)
Then you need new! SuperSpangarama 7000
Good for at least 10 spangs, and all within in EU tolerance.
Not that I give a toss about the EU, but hey....
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Tue 27 May 2008, 21:05,
archived)
*Buys eleventy-one*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 27 May 2008, 21:05,
archived)
Buy twelvety more and get this free! Anti SuperSpangarama 8000
Total defence from spanging and built-in bandwagon alert system*
*May not be effective against the Super Spangarama 7000, not Windows Vista compatible
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Tue 27 May 2008, 21:08,
archived)