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# Never mind that!
Where's the Cap'n?! I just discovered something shocking and upsetting...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Was it Tom O' Bedlam naked?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# With a lime?
Where can I find this bit of specialist porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/lime I believe is the URL for them all.
Bedlams is: b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/lime/nudes/8410404.jpg

NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Fucking hell, I thought that was just going to be a lollimes picture.
*bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Haha, we all did it. You should see Hex's. OR MINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I should.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# That's great!
thanks cr3 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# HELLO
What's up, dollface?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Cap'n!
I've just been in your profile (very nice btw) and my name isn't on your ship's roster!

...in between my extreme upset and trying to find you I went to find my badge to prove I WAS part of your crew and realised that I'm getting confused with Fluffy Elephants kidnapping me for her circus. Boooo :(

...so...as you were I guess?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# What the fuck?
That's shit. I want you on the ship.

Come on, think of something for yourself to be and I'll pop you on. I'm not setting sail without my Jessie!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# As I'm so horrid can I be the jerk of the ship? :)
*puppy dog eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# You can be in the brig.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *sighs*
What's the pay like?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# It's sort of a round goldish coin thing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# :D You're such a wanker.
Have you been persuaded to come to the bash yet? Or do I gotta moan at you more?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Nonexistent.
Being on the Pearl's a privilege.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I'll take it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Do you have to be posh to be privileged?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Not according to the idiot box.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# "I didn't know you came in a box."
"Only occasionally."
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# you can be
the poop deck
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *stares*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# hey, i'm stuck on the front
getting leered at by seamen and enduring salty spray in my face on a daily basis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You've a way with words.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# heheh
i've also got wooden boobs and a mermaid's tail!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Yay! Can I be ship's log keeper?
I'm not always factual, but I'm damn entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# You most certainly can.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Excellent! thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:54, archived)