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(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# goatse eye tutu?
*doesn't get it*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# its a bacteria!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# ah, right
so it's not wearing a tutu?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# could be
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# has skugosaurus ever worn a tutu?
or is he more macho than that?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# umm *thinks*
lemme go check
edit : no but he has had boobies (for jolly jack tribute) and a wig (for tutt)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Tutus
are sexy.
Photobucket
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# GMOS has put on weight
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# haven't we all, dear
*sprinkles bacon bits onto salad*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# funny enough i had that yesterday!
bacon, egg and chicken salad :D
but i'm trying to get out on my bike at least 20 miles a week! (compared to 20 miles a day like i used to do before my leg fell off)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I get out on my bike
3 or four times a week.
I just like to wear the leathers.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# thats a motorbike
unless your a hardcore pedal pusher?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# well duh!
I've no interest in putting in effort and becoming toned and sexy. That would be futile. I already bagged a wife ;)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# i looked at the scales today
my weight has not changed since i was about 15 but its been redistributed around my body...
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I was like that.
being 11 and a half stone, give or take a pound from the ages of 18 to 29 ( I did hit 12 3 on purpose for a fight )
I've got heavier but generally have sat at 12 and a half since then. The sad part is where it used to be all on my cock it now seems to sit on my midriff ;)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# i'm 13 1/2 stone
and 5'11
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# More like FILTERIA.
Woo!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# shh no one noticed...
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Hehe! Bye bye, SkUG and all. Pub time.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# BYE TTSSATTSR YOU FILTHY DRUNKARD
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Don't be silly, there is no pub in the brig.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# There's lots of bars though.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *throws biro*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# *catches it in his eye*
argh! *runs around in circles*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# *pulls out
Lolipop!

nom nom nom
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# where where
i can't see it
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:39, archived)
# over here *waggles eye-pop
oh, right.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# if you buy me a vodka
i'll tell people i sexed you
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# If you buy ME a vodka
I'll tell people she sexed you.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# If I bought you vodka
I'd expect to be sexed.

/old fashioned blog
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Does it work the other way around?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Of course.
without the vodka. I'll fuck for fun. I'll do a good job for beer.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# HEY LOOK OVER THERE EVERYBODY,
FILTERS D:
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# *points at the sky*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Such a dish as well !
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# indeed!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Eyesushi!
Oh yes oh yes oh yes.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# can you save me monkey on my car insurance?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Do I look like Hugh Dennis?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Quite a lot actually.
Especially the five o'clock shadow and white middle class land owner's face
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Apart from the five o'clock shadow bit
I knew you were going to say that.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# milky milky?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# :) my best friend says that, sometimes.
He's much more frightening than Hugh Dennis though.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# *sniffs shirt*
oo0 i've gone utterly butterly
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:15, archived)