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# Canada is ace.
I have family there and so very nearly moved there a couple of times ( as did my father. I might have moved as a 15 year old and never met you )

I have had 3 month stints in London, Toronto and Sarnia.

The French bit is foul.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Do they have French toilets in the French bit?
That's another reason for me not to move there if they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# French toilets?
oh, you mean trees and lampposts.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I mean the holes in the floor.
Like the ones I had to use in fucking India.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# No it's quite civilised
except they talk like they have a mouth full of dirt.

I've done a fair bit of squatting over holes in Greece. It's not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# It's bloody not.
I have painful knees as it is. And the unfortunate problem of being able to get into a crouching position perfectly fine, but being totally unable to straighten myself back up from there though. I have to have help.

and....well, no. Just...no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# No, I mean that
Vancouver and Quebec is quite civilised. Squatting over a metal pan is not, especially when they have places to put your feet. I can't begin to think of all the unwashed, before me, pissing on their feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I knew what you meant, toots.
Toilets should only get MORE comfy as you travel the world, not less.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I realised after I typed
that I had not followed the syntax of our discourse. That's because I'm a bit pissed now. Time to open photoshop and order chinese ( not through photoshop, don't try that ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I'm not even slightly pissed.
Although soon I shall go home and get stoned. For a change.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# you need new bumper dumper!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:28, archived)