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# It's great!
We were all in full tails, waistcoasts, the whole bit...

/can't recall the last time I wore a tie, let alone a cravat blog
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# There were no top and tails at my sister's wedding seeing as they'd been engaged since the dawn of time and it was just a registry affair.
However I did wear an absolutely massive 70s tie with blue dragons on it. Although I still looked like a twat as untailored suits and most clothes in general make me look like a perfect square due to my stupid body proportions.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I'm sure you looked splendid, sir.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Not really, I didn't even have my good beard on!
This is back when I still have the max and paddy doorman style of beard, looking short and several kilometres wide did not help shift the image either.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I now have a lovely image of
you having this Removable Beard facility, allowing the choice of facial hair to suit one's day.

Hmmm, bit cold out, so 'Bushy' today, I reckon. :D
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I do.
The wonderful removable beard article known as a razor. You should try it.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I quite like my beard.
:(
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# bloody degenerate
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I say!
No need for that kind of language!
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Sounds fun.
I'm not sure what I'll have to wear, as my sister decided to avoid most of the planning by working in Nigeria for a few months.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# That's quite a radical strategy!
:D
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Very much so.
So far, she's had malaria and salmonella.
I conclude that it's not a good strategy.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Ouch!
Not good, not good at all.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# She seems to be alright now.
Beats wedding planning, at least.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)