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# Make that fuckin' sandwich, yo, you won't regret it,
Steg be speakin' truths, fucka don't forget it.
Make it now, make it fast, make it tasty and good,
Ain't no fuckin' livin' if you ain't got food.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# see aboves, no bacons until later
:)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# *DEMANDS BACON NOW*
NOW BACON PLEASE, BACON OF THE NOW TIME.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Bacon may be tasty, but a veggie dino disses,
He be blazin' with the salad and the flavour never misses.
Grab your bacon now, if you want a gangsta treat,
But no way Steg bitin' that shit, ain't no need for god damn meat.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I'm sorry, all of our bacon operators are currently unavailable
please hold the line until service is available, in the meantime, YOU WILL LISTEN TO THE MUSIC*clahlachkk*

music: "SCREE SCREEM AAAAEEE Kick reporter, Bjork, (c) 1998"

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAEAEIEIEIE AIAIE

*silence*

ASCCCCCCCCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEE E E E E E E E EE SKEEK SAAKEDLL F
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Bacon operators, christ that game me a fucking horrific mental idea.
In which you would order bacon down the telephone and it would actually come out the speaker, but it would come out as a horrible pink meat mush squeezing through the tiny holes.

*shudders*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:34, archived)
# it's like something terry gilliam would do
I think :)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I was actually thinking of the weird icecream food in Brazil after I said that.
But then I realised it was squeezing and disgustingly melting out the holes, more like the coffin full of entrails near the end.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:36, archived)
# 2 girls 1...
Ice cream oozing out of holes?
Well... looked like ice cream
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:40, archived)