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# birds have no genitals
mereley an orifice from which to spooge.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)
# mm birds custard
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# nom
You know you've made a really good home made custard when it tastes exactly like one made from birds powder!

I love it. One of those must have cupboard items.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# . . . except ducks
that have huge wangs


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# And their poo and wee is one mixed waste product;
they don't have separate poo and wee pipes like we do, which is why their shit is so runny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)
# lolshitoutyourcock
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)