I found a bat once in town
called RSPCA, they sent bat sanctuary man. then DEFRA called me every day for two weeks:
Day 1: 'did it bite you?'
Day 2: 'are you sure it didn't bite you?'
Day 3: 'can you check to see if it bit you please?'
etc...
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:16,
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rabies, bad
and they only called you for two weeks because.. well
they only need to check for 2 weeks :)
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discomeats This canoe,
Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:26,
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