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# fluffy tiem stikes bak


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stray cat in house 3;30am the results
no wanna be lion tamer
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Well, if you will poke it with firey sticks...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# well done
you should be very proud
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# not like
cannot scratch bum now
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)
# tie that cat to a stick, and use that
looks like it can scratch quite well
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Is English your second language?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# yep
wot an english ?
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# use a stick...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# TELL MORE OF THIS TALE
how did it all go down?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# well
i'm on a pussy hunt 2nite with steelies on to see if cats can fly
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)
# is it still on the loose?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# WOUNDS LOL!

CFB
If you really want to.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# It was while playing football at my school on an astro-turf and doing a sliding tackle.
That was the first time I got that wound.
Then I did the exact same thing again a couple weeks later (after the thing was finally healing) and it re-opened with lots of blood and torn skin =/
I broke the other guys arm though, something I felt guilty about for weeks D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# you wish you'd broken BOTH his arms?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# YES :D
His nickname is "pigeon" for some reason.
I broke his wing D:
My friend who, cleverly enough, managed to get acid in her eye while wearing goggles saw him at the hospital and phoned me to tell me I had broken his wing.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)
# pigeon?
does he coo?
is he disease ridden?
is his feet all cut up and mis-shapen from nets?
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Haha
I have no idea.
I think it was something to do when he was having a so called "hissy fit" and started flapping his arms madly.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# haha!~
but what's that sinister dark patch on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Looming shadows D:
They're coming to suck my soul out through my arse elbow D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# yay blood
Photobucket
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# erm.. just in case
tetanus
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# dun and dun
an stitches not nice
but rest of week of work woo hoo
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# \o/
good job it wasn't bats

BATS!!

you don't want bats!

lol, rabies

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# can't stop here, this is bat country
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# BAT BAT BAT!
*grabs bat*

*BATS*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I found a bat once in town
called RSPCA, they sent bat sanctuary man. then DEFRA called me every day for two weeks:
Day 1: "did it bite you?"
Day 2: "are you sure it didn't bite you?"
Day 3: "can you check to see if it bit you please?"
etc...
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# rabies, bad
and they only called you for two weeks because.. well

they only need to check for 2 weeks :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# There's nowt wrong with bats.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# gday smash
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)
# hello )
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# "...he'lll see them soon enough..."
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# bats are fucking cool
i threatened to report my mum a few years back as they had bats nesting in a wallinntheir house and she wanted my dad to cover up the entrance.

being a protected species i told her i'd shop her if she did and to wait until they left at the end of the year and then make repairs. which she did.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Good for you!
There's some bats that live around my house, little pipistrelles I think. Gorgeous little beasties.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)
# they are funneh little things
get them at my folks' house somtimes in summer, the garden backs onto a farm
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)
# It's been *thinks* three and a quarter hours since I had my last cigarette
I've been so fucking busy. I'm off for a damn good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# i just went
it was good, sun was shining
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha!!
kids getting their own back!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)
# kids?
i'm fully grown.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# you'll always be their little kid!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)
# You'll always be little to me *pinches cheek*
Oh you mucky pup *licks hanky* come here
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)
# batcats?

frack me it seems bigger than before
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)
# "hides"
will have nitemares
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hmmm
that is somewhat disturbing... have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! rydonabike I'm not unthinking everyone of nothing...., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# toxoplasmosis FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# holy frick
not even my evil kitteh does that
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)
# fuck me.... had yon jabs?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)
# STOP. TRYING. TO. FUCK. IT. THEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# SMAAAAASH!!
*hugs*
alreet?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# *hugs back*
a bit crispy, but otherwise fine :)
just waiting for asda to deliver, i've got chocolate and danish in my order!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# i'm on my way!!
*starts jogging*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# yay!
no sooner had i said it than they arrived! i've just put the shopping away in record time and am sat here with dr. pepper and 2 cinnamon danish!
run, man, run!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)
# fucking hell
bad luck mate. That is really horrible.

Oooh, you live near me too, I'm going to build a wall over the downs to stop it coming into oxon
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# last seen
flying out front door in a northwadly direction
put up the barriers
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# i do hope you stoved it's head in with a spade.
how did it get into your house/flat/shed/box?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# thru
landing window me poor cats are in therapy now
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# cats are sharp.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# pfff
you made me do lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# My cat is all teh fluffeh
and puts his claws in his little gloves.
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Cats 1 De Exe 0
Im all for this, better than the football on my tellyvisualbox
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Thats serious scratchage!
keep a plant mister filled with water and lemon juice.

Most cats hate the sound (hissing) and the smell of citrus.

If that dont work then I suggest moving because it's clearly evolved.
Check for apposable thumbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)