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# another
Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)
# and my personal favourite - "Granny"
Through every nook and every cranny
The wind blew in on poor old Granny
Around her knees, into each ear
(And up nose as well, I fear)

All through the night the wind grew worse
It nearly made the vicar curse
The top had fallen off the steeple
Just missing him (and other people)

It blew on man, it blew on beast
It blew on nun, it blew on priest
It blew the wig off Auntie Fanny-
But most of all, it blew on Granny!

* Parp!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Ther is one by Rod Hull that I love. An Ode to Pottersbar. (Which I can't seem to find online but I shall try and do it by memory)
Hurrah! Hurrah! To be in Potters Bar.
People come from near and far.
By boat, by train, by bus, by car.
So bring your ma and bring your pa.
And come to Potters Bar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Woo.. I used to live near there (Barnet)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# ha - I misread that as 'Burma'
*juntas*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Twunt

Burma is nowhere near Potters Bar, it is nearer to Slough!

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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)