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# you still cried when i put it in
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# rubbing chili all over the condom because 'you can't find any pleasure gel'
will do that. I did say at the time but noooooooo, Captain knows SHIT ALL about penetrative activities.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# it was that or waste ghee.
and i can't be wasting ghee.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# But I thought you were going to inject that into certain members
of the British Olympic team? 'To see what would happen' you said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)
# change of plan
i'm juicing them up with doc leaf extract
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Wow, imminuty to nettles!
Awesome rural England superpower. See also: power of Bull Controlling, power of Stopping that Fucking Sheep Staring at Me and of course, the ultimate one:

Get awf moi lahnd yerbastard, oi've gaht a shahtgun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)