tell her you're going out to play fuckball.
when she yells at you, just stare at her and point at your groin, mouthing 'fuckball' at her, then wet your pants.
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postbear has metal knees,
Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:56,
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i'd rather find a sexy woman of about my own age to do that with
then there would be hot sex afterwards.
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k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:58,
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there are no women my age.
thankfully i own warm fruit.
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postbear has metal knees,
Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:22,
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