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# this your first time, sweetie?
*calls for slaves to bring the sedan chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# A seat from a mid-range economy car isn't the most authentically erotic thing to be honest.
It's a pity because I could really do with a massage too, damn stress and constant worry and lack of back massages.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)
# My mum is a masseuse
so I am well trained.

*holds out hand for £20*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# For 20 quid I'd at least expect a massage!
*bah dum tish*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# How much for a *insert sexual act here*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I don't know.
I'm not sure if I can insert my sexual act there. You look a bit tight.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# what you need is a foreign bird. they're good at all that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# What, like a parrot or something?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# yes
a parrot
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# :O
Can our cafe/pub also have a sexy parlour thing round the back??
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Will there be tacos?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# THERE WILL NEVER BE TACOS IF YOU KEEP ASKING FOR THEM VICAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Bah!
Will there NOT be tacos? *hopes reverse psycology will work*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# YES THERE WILL BE BLOODY TACOS
YOU'LL HAVE TACOS AND LIKE IT MY BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Your internet wife just set me on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# i'm afraid she is somewhat prone to such things :/
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)