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# OH HI
LET'S GET MARRED.

OR POSSIBLY EVEN MARRIED.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# pwoah.
so when will you send me some nudey pictures of you...IT'S RESEARCH FOR A BOOK OK!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# I don't have nudey pictures.
I was born in top and tails.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# pft, i'll pay you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I doubt that, you have no moneys.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# i have money.
i could afford you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I am an expensive commodity.
Like gold, but sexier.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
# but you wouldn't make me pay
we have a special bond..we're both miserable bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I do like the sound of this bondage.
But I am an unemployed miserable bastard.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)
# me 2, on all counts.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)
# i could alomst believe that
yknow...
(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# it's a lie, of all the like 2 or 3 pictures i've seen of him, there was no suits..none at all. not very bloody dapper at all.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)
# The suits were underneath the shirt.
I can't be dressing the same all the time.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)
# oh you liar.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)
# you havent met him
i was >-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------THIS---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <
close to his bare naked flesh.
it was warm and soft :)
(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:43, archived)
# WHEN?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)
# How can you know it was warm and soft when you were that far away?
It could have been made from muslin for all you know.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)
# do you reckon if a muslim made his turban from muslin cloth
the universe would implode?
(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)
# No.
Mainly because this isn't an episode of Doctor Who, words do not have some kind of ethereal power.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)
# well
if you shout like Really loud.
could probably cause some form of mayhem


...sounds like a super hero power. super gob!
(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:59, archived)