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# Quick! To the bunker before it finishes with Clansoul.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:19, archived)
# there's something very wrong with this picture
isnt there...
(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:20, archived)
# The lack of foreshortening on the cocks?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# HI
I LOVE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# OH HI
LET'S GET MARRED.

OR POSSIBLY EVEN MARRIED.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# pwoah.
so when will you send me some nudey pictures of you...IT'S RESEARCH FOR A BOOK OK!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# I don't have nudey pictures.
I was born in top and tails.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# pft, i'll pay you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I doubt that, you have no moneys.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# i have money.
i could afford you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I am an expensive commodity.
Like gold, but sexier.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
# but you wouldn't make me pay
we have a special bond..we're both miserable bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I do like the sound of this bondage.
But I am an unemployed miserable bastard.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)
# me 2, on all counts.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)
# i could alomst believe that
yknow...
(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# it's a lie, of all the like 2 or 3 pictures i've seen of him, there was no suits..none at all. not very bloody dapper at all.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)
# The suits were underneath the shirt.
I can't be dressing the same all the time.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)
# oh you liar.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)
# you havent met him
i was >-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------THIS---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <
close to his bare naked flesh.
it was warm and soft :)
(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:43, archived)
# WHEN?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)
# How can you know it was warm and soft when you were that far away?
It could have been made from muslin for all you know.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)
# do you reckon if a muslim made his turban from muslin cloth
the universe would implode?
(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)
# No.
Mainly because this isn't an episode of Doctor Who, words do not have some kind of ethereal power.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)
# well
if you shout like Really loud.
could probably cause some form of mayhem


...sounds like a super hero power. super gob!
(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Not at all.
This, however, is pure filth...
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# This was also for me.
I declare this make a picture for the_rhyme_minister thread.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# who's jack?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I don't know, who is Jack.
/secret's safe
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# YES, WHO IS JACK?
/doesn't know
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# He's proabably well fit whoever he is.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# innit, like, i've had him, round the back of burger king..welll pissed...had like 2 swigs of wite lightening..off mah face..innit
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# OMG no way?
I'll show ya me cock for a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)
# alright!
get it out!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)
# 3====>
/cold
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)
# PWWWOOAH
((*))
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
# 3====> ((*))
Cyber sex is so hot.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)
# does this mean will have a cyber baby?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Not if I give you a bottle of cyber vodka before I use my cyber spoon.
Quick, to the cyber alley behind cyber Spa.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)
# PWOAAAAAAAAAAH
*is cyber aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Cyber cyber, cyber.
Cyber? Cyber' cyber; cyber-cyber. CYBER.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)
# PWOAH. how was it for you?
*lights up*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# *cyber snores*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)
# i believe that is pronounced 'cyberoused'
...sigh.
(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
# iss thaat a BEE eye SEE?
how about some's BEES on PEAS!
Photobucket
(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# +++Bee thread commence.+++
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)
# ALSO WHERES THE TESLA BEE
(the bad ass one)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)
# like this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)
# OH FUCK I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Shit dude. Im on it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)
# BEES
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)
# BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Pfft!
The mad, sweaty things
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
# I LOVE YOU WAT LIME
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)
# that is just Filth!
*licks*
(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)
# THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
and just for rhyme_minister

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# \o/
I just restarted my computer for the first time in ages and it got all aggy with me.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)
# what like that bird off how clean is your house..that aggy?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# It's like picture-in-picture for me at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# cos you are all of the sexeh
or something.

now post a picture for me.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# This is your boyfriend this is.
YouTube - Beefy and Taz - High Quality !
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# hahahahaha.
well at least i've got one..sooo nah

edit: thats you, ain't it?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Not as fit as my boyfriend.
Here!

Edit: Yeah it's me.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# real lols
you have no idea how much that endears me to you..fucking robbie fowler/dean gafftape or whatever he is called..yes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
# It's been my facebook picture for a few days but I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)
# cos it's sexy. and you have facebook. HAHAHAHAHAHA
*MOCKS*

oh wait a moment..so do i..i need genie dog as mine.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Do it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)
# i will!
just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:47, archived)
# This pleases me.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# i have done it now! genie dog is my facebook picture!
now poke it!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# I searched KittyVomit on facebook and got nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# hahaha.
try searching amy rosa...:P

or just use my e-mail address in my profile silly arse.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Jesus
you've just cured priapism
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# hhahahahaha.
is it me or does she look like she's just farted and followed through?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Almost, but look at the eyes. The sheer desperation in them. There's more to it than lumpy fart. She has the look of a woman squeezing her thighs together to stop her suddenly prolapsed womb spilling over the side of her gusset and unravelling down her leg like an aborted slinky.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# hahahaha, wrong one, thats the other one..
she's the one who buried her dead baby on the moors or something.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Aggy
worked with Myra Hindley?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA. no, kim the blonde pat butcher look a like
had a dead baby and buried it on the moors or something back in the 60s.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)
# really?
i have two issues with that.

1) That means someone, once, actually fucked it.

and

2)Look at her...she just said that for the sympathy vote. It's obvious she would have eaten it.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking real lols!

she was on richard and judddddddddaaaay talking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Oh, well in that case it must be true.
Specially if it was in colour.

If she did indeed get pregnant, you know it was a jam jar and syringe job. And what self respecting foetus wouldn't fucking abort itself upon realising it's mother was the bastard offspring of the hunny monster and the shake and vac lady.....?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Christ....
I'd tap that so hard she'd split.


*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# NOT BEFORE ME THO
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I bagsy the balloon knot
you can have muff or mouth. But i warn you, I'm going in balls deep.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# holy hell.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:04, archived)
# GODDAMN CORPORATE PROPAGANDA WAR MACHINE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Is that ClanSoul?
Edit : oh, it says it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# HOLY BOWLING!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)
# lol gayz
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)
# YES
GAYSHIFT IS THE BEST SHIFT
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# THIS^
with extra ^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Hahah
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Yay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)
# that looks like a femmy version of rob.
in a gardening hat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:02, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 8:06, archived)