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# 'A a lovely young man spent the day helping blind
children to stick glitter to their clothes, handling a glue gun for them, before turning the gun on himself'
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# :)
i love you.

come back to my place you innocent young thing. i'm going to show you some puppies! yay puppies!
(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# I hope you mean tits.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# me too
that'd be awesome. i'd be all
byyoiiinng

byooiinnnggg.
(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)
# That's probably too close to the truth to be a joke.
That kind of mindless glib niceness would make me want to spunk boiling tar into parent's faces.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# But at least you be sparkly!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# yyyeeeeeaaaayyyyyyy!
(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)