I don't make couscous.
It's like rice, but a disconcerting wrong sort of rice.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:24,
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couscous = boiled breadcrumbs
lasagne = boiled breadslices
spaghetti = boiled breadsticks
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:46,
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