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# a bit wrong..
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)
# ...bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Well,
I don't like semolina either
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Semolina = awesome
Tapioca = bleurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# oooh +10
I was having this conversation at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Tapioca is too reminiscent to what I imagine eating the
product of an overactive ovary would be like.

*squirrels points away before they can be taken away for disgustingness of recent comment*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Actually,
I don't mind semolina. Wouldn't go so far as "awesome", but it's alright.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Nomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Semolina is great
but not out of a tin

the tinned stuff is Satan's arse catarrh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# I don't think I've had that.
I don't even know how it's made, other than 'mum goes into kitchen, mum comes out with semolina'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# it's a bit like making couscous
except you cook it with milk and sugar

so, not at all like making couscous
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I don't make couscous.
It's like rice, but a disconcerting wrong sort of rice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# couscous = boiled breadcrumbs
lasagne = boiled breadslices
spaghetti = boiled breadsticks
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Semolina with jam and a big piece of shortbread/shortcake
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# oh fuck
that actually made my mouth water
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Give her a black eye. It needs a black eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# haha
..no (I'm sporting two fading ones at the minute..not fun!)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)
# go on then, how'd it happen?
*gathers around*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Did you deserve them?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# my sense of humour doesn't sit with some people..
whilst drinking with ppl round a camp fire, I called somebody a cunt and told him to shut up or I'd stick my cock in his mouth.. he jumped on me and smashed me in the face with an unopened can of lager.. till it burst. :-/
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)
# you sure?
I suspect you were pretending to fire a shotgun, jumped backwards over a table and banged your head.

Did you cry?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# cor, the scout movement has changed in the last 20 years
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Oh you bugger, I was drinking then.
Luckily no spillage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Jeezy Chreezy.
I say stuff like that all the time... I'd suggest getting better mates with better senses of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# wasn't a mate of mine..
glad my mates where there though, when they got him off me he went and fetched his
sledgehammer from his car..he was tackled by them about 4 feet from me with it raised above his head :-|
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# And so who brought him?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# not sure..
there was friends, friends of friends etc. some I knew some I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# On Canvey Island
That Means he fancies you
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
# You threaten to put your cock in peoples mouths?
This I'd pay to see
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# paypal
[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Maybe it's
his sense of humour that you don't get.
Round here, spanging your mates with unopened cans of lager is the zenith of wit.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Did you get biffed
off a big, balding, two-dimensional yellow chap?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)
# *Hand tissue...

*She looks like she has a cold?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# *rabies
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Eat my ......
no that's just wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# did you make this or just steal it from a toon porn website
I'd be willing to call this NSFW - toonporn.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# That's just because
you feel guilty cos it gave you a lob-on.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# my days of watching toonporn were over when
i saw tarunga leela depicted as a she male

Actually I'm just in a pissed off mood, feel the need to abuse people and the NSFW standards is one of my favourite things to whine about...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# your willing eh..
filthy mind. :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# my standards are being relaxed by the day
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# paedo
shes only 8
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Eww
EVERY time i see the 2012 olympics logo, i cant get the vision of lisa sucking off bart. I guess this has only made the visions more graphic...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)