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# i'm 5'6'/7' depending on how i've slept
stupid spine...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# That's not short. I'd call that medium.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# its two inchs shy of average
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I'm two inches over average...
Would you like my inches?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I think it's safe to say Tom would be happy to take your two inches....
....
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# By which I mean anally.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Oh really?
I'd never have guessed.


o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I could have meant orally.....
or aurally.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# "Once you go black, you go deaf"
/obligatory Family Guy quote.


(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Oh Jeru
You flirt

*sighs
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Is it indeed?!
Well I wouldn't have thought that at all had you not said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# humm foot shy of yours truly...
/excessively tall blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# YOU'RE 6'7"????
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# 'fraid so.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)
# That's nothing to be ashamed of!
Can I please make a little beanstalk and put it next you?

Oh, and a goose which lays golden eggs? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# by all means.
50:50 split on the proceeds of the eggs, and a strategic axe limitation treaty needed, but nothing unsurmountable.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# *shakes hand fervently*
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# christ almighty
no wonder you've got a head wound. it'll be all those clouds you keep walking into
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Haha!
I am glad I don't have tea right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# That's pretty much the point.
I'm sure at least one of those inches is composed purely of scar tissue from numerous blows to the cranium...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)