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# one good thing about being a bloke,
you're never short of stuff that can stick porn to a wall.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)
# or stuff to stick it with
ahem
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Bleurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
# what's disgustiing about that?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# About jizz?
Pretty much everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)
# mines organic
nothing added nor taken away
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# you can probably get a sticker from Waitrose for your cock
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# :S
Well people tell me it smells weird. Can't say I've bothered to taste it. But other than that, it's no worse than glue.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)
# yeah, keep thinking that when it hits the back of your throat at however many mph it is.
BLEURGH.

Not for me, no thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# why do that then?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)
# go on
have a sip
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I'm told that occasionally it's fruity.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# pffft
*remembers horrible thing that happened
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
#



* Not sure he wants to know
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)