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Mother teresa

This needs more attention then its getting

Woo :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)

Twas listening the Ave Maria as sung by Frank Sinatra whilst drawing

Bit pissed off at the Catholic Church at the moment actualy.. my sister was refused a teaching job by a priest, because she believes children should be taught about all religions equaly (and shes a christian!) im an athiest, god/allah/big giant head knows what theyde think of me!

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Jorvic, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=south%20park%20god&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

thats what god is :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)

And thats what scares me..

Ide hate to be wrong as an athiest.. you know
Live your life expecting to just stop completly at some point..

Then suddenly have the shocik of eternal life.. with THAT...

I mean eternal life with my self.. but eternal life with some cunt that looked like that!

And ide bet he;d constatnly go on at you, you know.. "yeah.. you know heuidi klum.. im made her.."

"yeah i fucking know god, you go on about it all the time, jeesus.."

"yea?"

"ah for fucks sake.. nah was just taking your name in vein mate.. this is going to get old quike.. AH FUCKING ETERNITY! AHRHHGH!"

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Jorvic, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)

That doesn't scare me because I am the type who would love the opportunity to stick one on god.

The stupid philosophically dubious bastard.

Immortality on the other hand is a pretty shitty prospect, and mortality is just as bad. You're pretty much fucked which ever really.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:35, archived)

Nah but you know he'dbe a slippery bastard

He'd play a prank on you.. then you'de go and try and play one on him.. then hed get all serius and start talkin about reconciliation with hell or somthing.. the cunt..

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Jorvic, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)