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# funniest of all the psychotic, mass murdering, cultural revolutioning, falun tong persecuting, communist shit heads
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)
# If you had the really quite excellent name 'Saloth Sar'
You wouldn't answer to 'Pol Pot' would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# exactly, you're in charge of a poorly executed dictatorship,
which, whilst it may have started with the wonderful concept of agrarian communism/anarchism, quickly degenerated into the usual bouts of killing of intellectuals.why, at this point, do you name yourself after a fat carphone warehouse salesman with a passable operatic voice?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Saloth Sar is one step away from Bavmorda in my opinion.
That's the kind of name you WANT when you're a despot.

Cool points to anyone who can tell me who Bavmorda is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Willow?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# HIGH FIVE
Who in Willow?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Ummm... that Queen dressed as a nun isn't it?
the evil one...

not the super hot ginger lady...

Oh God I'd forgotten about her..

*pops to the loo for a few mins*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Stupid ginger lady in the shitty hat, you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)
# No, I definitely mean the hot one...
The hat on the other hand WAS shitty, I'll grant you that...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# these are all good names.
my friend kai has finally got round to getting his name changed my deed poll from kai benford to kai sabertooth draven. i'm unsure what to make of this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I'm thinking I may change my middle name to danger.
Because I'm a twat like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# i've been considering having the o'bedlam stuck on the end for a while now
or changing it to my mums maiden name of Ryall. i'm fed up of twats going "hey where's your 'tasche" etc
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# O'Bedlam!
Oh for pete's sake, please do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# it would be rather cool
two problems exist though
1.everyone knows me as "sellick"
2.i'm quite patently not irish (i know to'b isn't but no-one else does)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I don't know you as Sellick.
But then not everyone is as ridiculously wonderful, attractive, kind, gentle, generous and awesome as I.

I say go for it, it'll be a laugh. You can always change back if you don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# maybe one day when i've got £47 going spare
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Is that how much it costs?
Shit, I might have Danger sooner than I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# :D do it
that would be fun.

if you do i promise to say things like "you can't do that, it's too dangerous"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Not this month
this month is for corsetry and manwife present buying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# why is no one calling me back? can't they see i need new trousers!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Oh my good GRIEF what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# none of the resturants have called me back yet
i don't like existing in a limbo!

"a man has to work" - Chekov, The Three Sisters
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Righty dokie kay.
Become an actor and flounce for a living.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# *poses*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *claps and bursts into tears*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)