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# now? but i can't find my shoes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# You can borrow some of mine when you get here.
You need to either be a size 5-6 or a size 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# size 12? wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Not mine, the wife's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# ah i see. that makes sense.
christ i can see 8 pairs of shoes from where i'm sitting. how the fuck am i male?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with that.
Don't start getting all overly macho now, or at least, not before I've seen you in proper fop makeup and a beauty spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# i'm not macho. christ no. have you felt how soft my hands are?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Funnily enough, no.
I've never felt your hands, yet you've bought me coffee. This is backwardsland.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)