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# *gets the hose*
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Don't you DARE, I function much better like this.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Well it better put the lotion on its skin then.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# steamy from fictional nazi fetishists?
it takes all sorts as my nan says.


i don't think this was quite what she meant though.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I am a lovely person.
Don't you judge me, Bedlam.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# i'd never judge you
i have a weird crush on Fern Cotton. I can't judge anyone
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Really? But she's annoying as hell.
Think of Monica. Lovely Monica. Come back to the dark side. None of these bloody cheerful blonde things.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# i don't like cheerful blonde things.
she just makes weird things happen inside me when she laughs at deluded people on x-factor
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# :S
You'll start smiling and making daisy chains soon.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# He can't make a daisy chain.
He's got a cock...

Or so I presume
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# >=( I'M STILL HARDCORE
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)