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# Pixel Fighter Jack
*strokes Manmelter 3600ZX Disintegrator Pistol*
My Precioussss.

What should I draw the'day, Chaps and Chappettes?

Edit: How to make your own Pixel Fighter.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I do Karate myself
Suggestions: Hidden links (Chloe tyme)
Or something involving scorpions.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Spent the weekend drawing Chloe being licked all over by the Triplets.
No Chloe the'day!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Family feast... finger licking good and all those double entendres
Was it tastefully done or with some Aspara flavouring *hint hint*?

A better suggestion now. The Zero Wing opening sequence with SA characters youtube.com/watch?v=icVy7Ve6y6A
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Me too...
...what style do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# The rest of the internet on cards :D
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# ^ This...

* Also trees with eyes (just to see if you get any responses)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# *Fuck me, that's excellent*
Hmm, a sexy robot horse?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Monkey Tennis!

Also that fellow is quite clearly myself
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# That is awesome :D
Please draw Kelsey Grammar elbow-dropping a mechanical swan.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# And then the swan tearing his arm off...
(They can do that you know...)
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# badger'd give you a nasty nip...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# oh fuckoh fuckoh fuckoh fuckoh fuckoh fuckoh fuck thats cool
how about the SA girls in a JJ retelling of the Garden of Eden?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I would like to see Wario parachuting.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# A portrait of
Louis Ferdinand Céline.
(Pelle ghola, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Wayne Hussey molesting a crab
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Pixel-fighter!!?
*cries*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Don't worry.
Tis a one-off for Deviant Art.
*steps off DTH's patch*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha!
NOOOO! I jus' thought he was FIGHTING pixels . . . C]:0D

Please do more! He's ACE! did you use paint?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Potatoshoppe
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Mr Jolly Jack sir, oh brainy art person
Is Corel Painter any good do you know? or should I stick with potatoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *chimes in*
Sorry, just my tuppence worth- I know someone who uses corel painter with lovely results.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# pasanonic's painter stuff looks pretty grand
and the golden ration function is cool
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# It has a Golden ratio function?
How would somebody hypothetically go about using Corel Painter, you know just to see if they liked it without paying, but kind of forever?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# i haven't the faintest i'm afraid
yeah the program can put a GR overlay on your picture for you to use as a template of sorts
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Rather pointless though.
If you are using a multi hundred pound painting program you should be able to understand and interpret basic composition.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I've only played around on Painter briefly....
...so I can't give an unbiased opinion.
But I think Photoshop is a more precise tool than painter, and you CAN get the same painted-look to an image created in it as in Painter.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Where's the catch?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# with Braw! resuts!
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Steam powered 60 foot high sturdy female sex robots from the future/past
being eyed up by men in cravats and monocles at an auction.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I thought you didn't watch daytime tv?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# If that was on bloody cash in the attic
I would so go on the dole.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# steam powered NAZI sex robots
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Oh shit, yes, forgot.
THIS please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# christ if you plunder my brain fruits at least get them right *eyeroll*


=D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I thought I was the nazi fetishist and you just let me get on with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# i dunno, i'd slip it to odin quinncannon's lawyer
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Oh you bitch, I hadn't even thought that far yet.
*stares off into space and smiles*

Edit: Ms OATLASH. Thank you, internet. Bloody hell, that was going to kill me, trying to remember her name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *gets the hose*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Don't you DARE, I function much better like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Well it better put the lotion on its skin then.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# steamy from fictional nazi fetishists?
it takes all sorts as my nan says.


i don't think this was quite what she meant though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I am a lovely person.
Don't you judge me, Bedlam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# i'd never judge you
i have a weird crush on Fern Cotton. I can't judge anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Really? But she's annoying as hell.
Think of Monica. Lovely Monica. Come back to the dark side. None of these bloody cheerful blonde things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# i don't like cheerful blonde things.
she just makes weird things happen inside me when she laughs at deluded people on x-factor
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# :S
You'll start smiling and making daisy chains soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# He can't make a daisy chain.
He's got a cock...

Or so I presume
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# >=( I'M STILL HARDCORE
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Being controlled by the Ancestors of Franco, Mussolini and Stalin.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# sturdy female sex robots?
Do they seek to dominate the globe through the use of backpacks and ice hammers?

those fiends...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Fern from World of Lorcraft cutting a bloody swathe through massed ranks of [low-level baddie of your choice]
Fern's not had an outing in aaaaaaages...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I think you should draw
Leonard in the Gym. Or a wet T-Shirt compo.
(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# skills!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# something Lovecraftian :)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# the sa crew
rocking out
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# How about
B3tard you've never seen before but how you think they'd look?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# That should be an image challenge...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# ^that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I've seen some of you in pictures but I've never been seen
and so my aura of mysteriousness is maintained and I can move among you as I see fit, none of you ever knowing I was there... until it's too late!

/sinisteres
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# for some reason
I imagine you look like a picture of Jeremy Beadle made with an Italian photocopier
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# har har har fool
.... close; as long as the picture has me with my hands in my pockets, and is taked from a distance... from behind, in the dark.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# now you look like Harry Lime
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I do have a hat...
and sometimes I wear it... to accentuate my nakedness.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Likewise...
cloak and dagger ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# me
leaving work at 3.30 today.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# :O I'd like to be employed as a member of class 3 please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# i have to go home and entertain small children with balloon modeling.
so i'm not sure if leaving early is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# how will you fit into a balloon...?
ROLF_LAMO
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# *snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# high 5.
me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# you are both a bunch of
anoying things which come in bunches... man eating flowers.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# ¿QUÉ?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# nein,
Jai douse ans, dumpkoff
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Cheers for the linky
& woo to your pic!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# The utter destruction of innocence and beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I play Abraham...
Bible Factor: 27

Edit: how rude of me, have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Robo-Bobo
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I'm curious to see what a Wormulus would look like
may go and do this
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Downing Street Fighter 2
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# For some reason, when I read that.....
....I thought you wanted me to make the Street Fighter cast look like they had Down Syndrome...
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Haha, that would be just as funny
Please note, in no way do I find genetic defects amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# McGuyver.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)