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# stick the plug in some tizer
and dance naked around the resulting fire...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Ah, the sacred 'Darling I broke the Microwave' dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# *skips around banging wooden spoons together*
COME AND JOIN THE DANCE

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *puts on Nirvana*
*bangs pots and pans*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# You're not NAKED Sam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# YES I AM. Take off those silly glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:48, archived)
# 'Darling I broke the microwave - so let's do it' dance
never fails.

and with that lurid thought I shall leave you all to reminisce about me while I'm away.

Until the morra - toodle pips
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Hah
'HiLoveI'veBrokenThisButDoYouWantABlowjob?'

as fast as I can. Always wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# "I don't know I was looking forward to putting my cock in the microwave.
Been fattening it up for weeks."
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)