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Zippy and Bungle went to the jungle

To have lots and lots of fun
Zippy got silly
and pulled off his willy
and stuck it up Bungle's bum.

Me and my classmates were excellent. Yay for posh kids.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

I am out of my depth here, the only thing we had close to that was

Micky Mouse
In his house
Pulling down his trousers
Quick Mum
Smack his bum
That's the end of part one

(there was no part 2, but i'm sure it would have involved "poo")

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

my name is coco and i live in a tree

i sell condoms for 35p
when they're used i put them in a box
they're only free with coco pops

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

I've never heard that one before, ever!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

i'm not sure if i made up or not

i probably didn't

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

Indicate the path to my abode

I'm fatigued and I wish to retire
I partook of liquid refreshment 60 minutes ago,
And it's gone straight to my cerefenfeniculum,
Wherever I may perambulate,
Near land or sea or agitated water,
You will always hear me humming this melodium,
"Indicate the path to my abode."

Beat that for posh.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

*strikes match for huge cigar off the head of Zara Philips*

Hmm?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

*Receives head from Zara Philips*

Oh, nothing - nothing.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)