*clasps own backside firmly with many a furtive look*
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:07,
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Your arse wouldn't fit on my childbearing frame, you're safe.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:08,
archived)