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(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# *glees*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# He'll get Emphysema if he's not careful
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# THEY TRIED TO TELL MY I HAD EMPHESEMA I SAID
COUGH WHEEEZE HAWK!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# she had to cancel her tour of the middle east because


they tried to make me go to jihad, but i said no no no.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# She's got no chance of winning the greater Jihad...
who's clipclopping accross my bridge?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)
# top work
=)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# they tried to make be wear a hijab
but i said no, no, no...


...and was promptly stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# is that what happened to crackhouse?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# illegibly
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Excellent!
Is it just me, or does he have a very modern looking face? He looks like several boys I went to college with.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# i think the large wooly sideburns give him away
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# i have wolverine sideburns atm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I've been contemplating having a white streak put in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# DO IT DO IT DO IT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# No fucker'll get it though, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# HA! Mines busy going grey in sortof Rougelike bang!
oh...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# probably not
but you can use the perimeter of empty seats around you on the bus to stretch out and relax.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# There's always empty seats near me
playing Sepultura at full volume on shitty earphones seems to have that effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# you're only one step above the chav kids and their mobiles *headshake*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I can't hear it properly otherwise
due to Loudmouth.

Anyway, don't shake your head at me, young Bedlam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# i'm still trying to clear the fucking dots from my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Love the youtube clip!
So bloody true!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# ALWAYS BLOODY MOANING AND WHINGING!
you never bloody stop whinging and moaning and whinging "whinging bloody poms" we call you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS WINGING AND MOANING!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# was the bit about the aussie flag in that clip?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)
# nups
I'll have a watch of some of the related clips
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Slightly worrying.
I want to check your pupils now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# nah i'm good. its just because i caught the temple on the shelf i'm back to normal now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# i started singing along to one of them once
he didn't take kindly to it
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)
# whut?
i can think only of susan sto helit, is this correct?
edit: wait, that's the wrong way round
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Rogue?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Not exactly
have a little elicudation, my pet

www.geocities.com/rogue1884/ultimateroguemainenterbanner.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# that's not really a white streak like in the x-men films though.
It's more like a white bouffant cap on top of her hair.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Yeah, but I'm not about to do that, am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# ah, thank you kindly
my only experience of x-men is the first 2 films
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)
# eek, sorry!
my comic book experience only extends to watchmen and a small amount of sandman and hellraiser
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Was that Lovely College?
Where you got your Degree in Loveliness?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# :D *preens*
Amersham and Wycombe College. Because you mucked up sixth form, somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# modern face?
I remember when it was all gills and we had eyes on our chins.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Vindaloovians?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# yes, them and their bloody old-fashioned faces
I for one, welcome the fact that our faces have modernised since the 1920s.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I've decided your pisstakery is just a mask to hide your deep, deep adoration for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Good enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# did you go to college in
the 19th century?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I wish
I'd have brought back proper corsets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# are you deliberately trying to bring on a funny turn?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I'm sort of curious to see what happens.
So yes.

Wet, soapy breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *excuses himself and rushes to the toilet*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# WAIT
round, pliant buttocks.

Off you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# *buries face in round, pliant buttocks*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Where did you find them?
Is there a shop? I wish to exchange mine for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *clasps own backside firmly with many a furtive look*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Your arse wouldn't fit on my childbearing frame, you're safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# are yours square and rigid then?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Triangular and strobing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# that is a crushing disappointment
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Well I'm hardly one to know, am I?
I don't see it very often. I'm told it's quite good thoug,h although I'm not the sort of person you'd insult to their face, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# show me your face
and I'll see what I can do
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Oh aye, forgot I'm not on my profile any more.
You know what I look like Monty, you're old school.

Well, unless you've forgotten, in which case I'm going to cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I do remember- just angling for more pics
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)
# ahhhhhhhh forgiven.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I didn't ask for forgiveness
I asked for more pics
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# *dances*
the dance of the 7 voles
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I shall consider it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# oops i accidently clicked i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# wunderbar
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# suprise!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I know that chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)