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# Hah, cute little face
delivery of a semi-automated moron.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)
# but but but
...horses!...

¦:¬(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Not you, Andy Hamilton.
Unless you ARE Andy Hamilton, in which case you shouldn't be afraid to string your punchlines together like an actual sentence. And also your little cute head makes me glee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# And use more than one tone when you talk. And when you do do it, do it through your mouth, not your nose.
(talk that is)
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Oh, and isn't Andy Hamilton the little one with no neck not the bald one with the irritating voice?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)
# The second one, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)
# prepare to stand erected/corrected/defected (delete as applicable)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Hamilton
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Andy PARSONS
Sorry, always getting them confused.

Is Andy Hamilton slightly midget? Smallperson/dwarf/imp/whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# lol "slightly midget". Is that the medical term?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I think I'm going to stick with impish, I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Not to mention he has stolen the voice of Griff Rhys Jones.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Oh my goodness, you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# When I first saw Mock the Week, which I think is literally the only thing he's ever been on,
I just thought that Jones had really let himself go.

I suspect he's only even on it to provide the crap mum and dad humour so the show has more mainstream appeal because he's fucking awful.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# There isn't enough Russell Howard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
#
Russell Howard Frankie Boyle

I agree.

I find Russell Howard a bit too studenty and energetic, I WANT MY COMICS TO BE TRAIN WRECKS OF HUMAN MENTAL ILLNESS DAMN YOU!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Frankie sometimes just says things for the reaction
rather than because he thinks it's funny. He is bloody marvellous a lot of the time though. He's taught me that all you need to do is wrinkle your nose and smile in order to be able to say anything about any group of people and get away with it.

Russell Howard is very studenty, but I do love his tangents.

Actually I like Dara as well, I wish he'd be involved more. Replace Hugh Dennis with him. If I have to hear his damn Jimmy Savile impression again I shall possibly hurt the man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
# He is Captain Meme.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)