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# Jail bird


edit: Thanks to lordsaccharine
uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKN2436767820080625?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I want one of those pidgins!

I also want my own Sanchez from Scrubs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Here it is ¬
A load of Pigeons that have been trained to smuggle phones into prisons

_/\_
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# nearly, NEARLY
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Hah, cute little face
delivery of a semi-automated moron.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)
# but but but
...horses!...

¦:¬(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Not you, Andy Hamilton.
Unless you ARE Andy Hamilton, in which case you shouldn't be afraid to string your punchlines together like an actual sentence. And also your little cute head makes me glee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# And use more than one tone when you talk. And when you do do it, do it through your mouth, not your nose.
(talk that is)
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Oh, and isn't Andy Hamilton the little one with no neck not the bald one with the irritating voice?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)
# The second one, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)
# prepare to stand erected/corrected/defected (delete as applicable)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Hamilton
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Andy PARSONS
Sorry, always getting them confused.

Is Andy Hamilton slightly midget? Smallperson/dwarf/imp/whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# lol "slightly midget". Is that the medical term?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I think I'm going to stick with impish, I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Not to mention he has stolen the voice of Griff Rhys Jones.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Oh my goodness, you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# When I first saw Mock the Week, which I think is literally the only thing he's ever been on,
I just thought that Jones had really let himself go.

I suspect he's only even on it to provide the crap mum and dad humour so the show has more mainstream appeal because he's fucking awful.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# There isn't enough Russell Howard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
#
Russell Howard Frankie Boyle

I agree.

I find Russell Howard a bit too studenty and energetic, I WANT MY COMICS TO BE TRAIN WRECKS OF HUMAN MENTAL ILLNESS DAMN YOU!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Frankie sometimes just says things for the reaction
rather than because he thinks it's funny. He is bloody marvellous a lot of the time though. He's taught me that all you need to do is wrinkle your nose and smile in order to be able to say anything about any group of people and get away with it.

Russell Howard is very studenty, but I do love his tangents.

Actually I like Dara as well, I wish he'd be involved more. Replace Hugh Dennis with him. If I have to hear his damn Jimmy Savile impression again I shall possibly hurt the man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
# He is Captain Meme.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# ha ha - I'm learning to ignore all /your/ links.
Its only taken me, what, 3 months?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Don't ignore them all

*Some are funny
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# some are horses
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# i was about to click
when my internal ren said "what are you doing, you fat, bloated EEEDIOT!! you KNOW there will be horses!"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I love pigeons,
best of of all the smugglers
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)
# a cunt's trick sir
and I won't fall for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)
# DAAAAAMN!!!
first time for ages!!
that reminds me, whatever happened to wasted industry and brain error?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Here it is ¬
Wasted industry and brain error

_/\_
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# SEE?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha!!
a proper mobile!
come back i need to make a call!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)
# here you go, also woo
feeds.reuters.com/~r/reuters/UKOddlyEnoughNews/~3/319298897/idUKN2436767820080625
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Thanks awfully Sir!
Spent ages looking for that!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# welcome
*proud of his rss feed collection
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Shirley they carry messages not message carrying devices
they will soon be out of work otherwise

strike now i say
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)
# communist
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)