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# You could have Red & Green
Teach the Kama Sutra.

I'd happily pose for it so that you know what to draw if you got me some naked chicks to practice on.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 16:38, archived)
# :)
I can't get myself one mate let alone you.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Looks like I'll have to give in and
go get the dykish barmaid.

Although, if you hand over one of your lady friends, I'll happily do a swap for one of mine. Thats a deal and a steal and half the price with John Peel.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I give you Maria Smith
she lives right near me and always says she wants a younger man
(, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 16:55, archived)
# By the sounds of it,
My nan would be a fair swap for this Maria Smith that you speak of.

Did you get my e-mail?
(, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 16:56, archived)
# next weekend
i'll see if i can get you one each.

not promising anything quality you understand, but then beggers can't...
(, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 16:43, archived)