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# I used to make my best mate at school double over laughing at that one.
Helps if you try and look like a seagull whilst telling it.


Also helps when your best mate is a complete nutter, but yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)
# i have a great silly joke but it doesn't work if you can't see me
so instead...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolf
Adolf who?
A dolf ball hit me on de nose, dats why i'm talking dis way
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
I may not be able to see you, but still major rofls.

^_^


Edit: Ohhhhh this wasn't that joke, duh.


So what's the other one?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# it will really make no sense, i'll tell you at a bash one day
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Broccoli.
Broccoli Who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Or at a dinner party, eh?
Orrr even at a swanky art exhibition. Who can say?


Also, yay broccoli. I must have sold about £30 worth of broccoli today, it made me quite happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)
# its going to be such a let down for you though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Confuse me with other jokes throughout our time together...
then just like hit me with it.


*tries to forget we had this conversation*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Europe!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# WITH SO MANY LIGHTYEARS TO GO
AND THINGS TO BE FOUND
(TO BE FOUND)
WILL THINGS EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN?
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# *SCREAMS*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)
# *joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)