They've got the whole world in their house
They've got the whole wide world in their house
They've got the whole world in their house
To see their new conservatory
They go ten pin bowling after work
They go ten pin bowling after work
They go ten pin bowling after work
They're getting married on a Carribean beach
They've got a german shephard dog called 'Prince'
They've got a german shephard dog called 'Prince'
They've got a german shephard dog called 'Prince'
The one called 'Sheba' died
They know where things are in B&Q
They know where things are in B&Q
They know where things are in B&Q
They've got the joy of sex video
They were due on 'The Crystal Maze'
Yeah, they were due to go on 'The Crystal Maze'
Yeah, they were due on 'The Crystal Maze'
But they'd a month in Florida
They went up in a hot air balloon
They declared their love in a hot air balloon
They drank champagne in a hot air balloon
And had a row on New Years Eve
They've got nothing but total respect for
They've got nothing but total respect for
They've got nothing but total respect for
Annie Lennox
And if I'da known they were coming I'd have slashed me wrists
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Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:40,
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They've got the whole wide world in their house
They've got the whole world in their house
To see their new conservatory
They go ten pin bowling after work
They go ten pin bowling after work
They go ten pin bowling after work
They're getting married on a Carribean beach
They've got a german shephard dog called 'Prince'
They've got a german shephard dog called 'Prince'
They've got a german shephard dog called 'Prince'
The one called 'Sheba' died
They know where things are in B&Q
They know where things are in B&Q
They know where things are in B&Q
They've got the joy of sex video
They were due on 'The Crystal Maze'
Yeah, they were due to go on 'The Crystal Maze'
Yeah, they were due on 'The Crystal Maze'
But they'd a month in Florida
They went up in a hot air balloon
They declared their love in a hot air balloon
They drank champagne in a hot air balloon
And had a row on New Years Eve
They've got nothing but total respect for
They've got nothing but total respect for
They've got nothing but total respect for
Annie Lennox
And if I'da known they were coming I'd have slashed me wrists
thats very robert rankin you know
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:43,
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It's Paintball's Coming Home by Half Man Half Biscuit.There appears to be an updated version out there too:
They didn't choose their cat,
The cat chose them,
They didn't choose their cat,
The cat chose them,
They didn't choose their cat,
The cat chose them,
And what do you know,
Its got it's own website,
They made some real good friends,
On Henman hill,
They made some real good friends,
On Henman hill,
They made some good friends,
On Henman hill,
Now they all meet up for boxercise,
...and so on.
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Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:47,
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They didn't choose their cat,
The cat chose them,
They didn't choose their cat,
The cat chose them,
They didn't choose their cat,
The cat chose them,
And what do you know,
Its got it's own website,
They made some real good friends,
On Henman hill,
They made some real good friends,
On Henman hill,
They made some good friends,
On Henman hill,
Now they all meet up for boxercise,
...and so on.
i was just thinkingthe original was a bit heavy on the early '90s reference points
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:55,
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:)
The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox,
Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:07,
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