Similar experience for me.
Went to Anfield to see Charlton playing them a few years back.
Oik: £5 my man.
Me: Nah, the car will be fine.
Oik: No it wont.
Me: Yeah, I have my rottweiler in the back.
Oik: Is he a firefighter?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:38,
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I'm upset by the implication that they would torch your car with a doggy inside.
You should have clubbed him to death and fed him to the dog, and left a little sign saying
"Are you REALLY sure I've gone to the game?"
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:45,
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