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[challenge entry] reminds me of going to see Liverpool play.


Parked the car round the corner from Anfield and this kid, who must have been only 7-8, comes up to me and says 'Can I look after yer car mister?'
me: 'no, I think it will be ok'
kid:'is it fire proof?'
me:'Here's £5'

From the Literal Road Signs challenge. See all 665 entries (closed)

(snowboardrob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# OI!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# ey ey ey!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I trust you were an away supporter visiting Anfield?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# or quite possibly a liverpool supporter
seeing as how 90% of them come from down south
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I AGREEEEEEEEE...
...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Similar experience for me.
Went to Anfield to see Charlton playing them a few years back.

Oik: £5 my man.
Me: Nah, the car will be fine.
Oik: No it wont.
Me: Yeah, I have my rottweiler in the back.
Oik: Is he a firefighter?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I'm upset by the implication that they would torch your car with a doggy inside.
You should have clubbed him to death and fed him to the dog, and left a little sign saying
"Are you REALLY sure I've gone to the game?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)