Partial blindness is what I'd make of it.
You don't look anything like Elijah Wood, other than the fact you both have hair.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:35,
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i look less like him now than i used to. my eyes were bluer and my face shorter
i've also been likened to Shylock and the velociraptors of Jurassic Park
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:42,
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