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# a girl once slept with me based on the fact I look like Elijah Wood. make of that what you will.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Partial blindness is what I'd make of it.
You don't look anything like Elijah Wood, other than the fact you both have hair.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# i look less like him now than i used to. my eyes were bluer and my face shorter
i've also been likened to Shylock and the velociraptors of Jurassic Park
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)