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# I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I was involved in a discussion recently on another imageboard about how the 'estrogen brigadiers', that is, the female fans of David Tennant completely deserved to have the Doctor regenerate into someone they wouldn't find appealing in the next episode of Doctor Who.

Seizing upon that phrase, two minutes in Photoshop created this atrocity, which I felt I just had to share with you lot.

(KansaiKitsune offers little girls rides in his Tardis., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# thank you for sharing
i suggest you all email the bbc and demand that I be the next Doctor. Thank you for your vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Sorry mate.
My vote is for Dylan Moran, for a drunken, smoking, disinterested Doctor who staggers out of the TARDIS, saves the day by accident, and makes his assistant (Bill Bailey, if you please) bring him wine.
(KansaiKitsune offers little girls rides in his Tardis., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I VOTE FOR BILL BAILEY AS THE DOCTOR!
tell me this isn't the greatest idea since sliced bread and i'll call you a dirty, dirty liar.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# that would be pretty neato what now right?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# you can vote here:
www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?BBDOCTOR
it's been around a while and hasn't worked yet, mind you
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# if you take Bill Bailey out of that sentence replacing Dylan Moran with me would still have the desired effect
except i dress better
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Because you are sexually unappealing to women?
I never thought you'd be the first to admit it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# laugh it up fuzzball
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I can assure you I will.
The fact that you have a perm and look like Harry Potter does provide an inordinate supply of mirth.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# i hope the fact that i spend huge swathes of time balls deep in an attractive woman provides you with as much pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Why yes it does give me pleasure, because I am that attractive woman.
My hairy breasts are quivering in anticipation.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# oh come now, you don't expect me to believe you'd lower yourself to intimacy with another human being, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Yes but you're not a human being.
You're a wizard harry.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# a girl once slept with me based on the fact I look like Elijah Wood. make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Partial blindness is what I'd make of it.
You don't look anything like Elijah Wood, other than the fact you both have hair.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# i look less like him now than i used to. my eyes were bluer and my face shorter
i've also been likened to Shylock and the velociraptors of Jurassic Park
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
# but he's not going to regenerate yet is he
it's all a schtick :)

THE ARM IN A JAR

innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Whatever happens
RTD is trampling all over a time-honoured Gallifreyan back-story YET AGAIN!

good episode though
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# can't wait to see dalek former prime minister
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Did I not read somewhere
that they brought that trout creature back?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# trout creature?
what's that? I can't remember any trout thing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Are you talking about Billie Piper?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Yeah, That's the one.
The hideous beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
# quite wonderful
i think he will regenerate into tim henman. or him:
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# tardis would end up upside down in a ditch, on fire
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# nope
he's collapsed next to his hand in a jar and accidentally regens himself and his hand into 2 Docs

1 will be in a brown suit and the other in a blue.....soz to ruin it btw :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# ^this
but if there WERE 2 david david tennant, i think i'd spluff everywhere


also

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Ohhh, that's an odd choice
I think the Tennant's a great Doc; in control and a bit mental at the same time :D

And yes, there will be two (seen the photo of two suited Tennants)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# i reckon it'll be charlotte church
this whole "oh, i went and got pregnant again" is just a cover
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Surely they couldn't have a female lead
They'd have to change the name of the programme to "Nurse Who"...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# She's giving birth to a new kind of Dalek
plus the body would have to be a Vauxhall Nova.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# charlotte church, in the back of a nova, followed by a bag of chips
could happen :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# One good... one eeeeeeevil.
And Jack can bum them both.
(KansaiKitsune offers little girls rides in his Tardis., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# WHERE?!!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# here
planetgallifrey.blogspot.com/

and more specifically

planetgallifrey.blogspot.com/2008/03/episode-13.html

Halfway down, photos of one of the last scenes.

And with that gnight all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# night!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# nn
tho it's looking more and more that if donna isn't a gvzrybeq(ynql?) then she's definately something abg uhzna innit

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I love this one.
It work quite well on a number of levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)