if he did, I bet it'd just be a nasal exhalation with a touch more force
and then he'd look slightly embarrassed and nick an old lady's purse to redress the balance
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:03,
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Reminds me of a line from an old comedy show
'This is where he had his terrbile accident'
'Accident?'
'Yes, he accidentally smiled and dislocated his jaw'
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:06,
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