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# yeah it was fun but the one hadn't taken it was less than impressed with her girlfriend's antics.
although remarkably tolerant.

I did see a mayonnaise cake recipe last week, I think?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:05, archived)
# mayonnaise cake is imaginary, no-one would make such a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:08, archived)
# SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:12, archived)
# LOOK, A BAKERY CONTEST.
1ST PRIZE: CHOCOLATE BOMBE.
2ND PRIZE: LEMON-POPPYSEED CAKE.
3RD PRIZE: VANILLA CHEESECAKE.

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...
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908TH PRIZE: MAYONNAISE (HAHA) CAKE (?)
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:16, archived)
# I HOPE DICKCAKE IS SOMEWHERE IN THE TOP HUNDRED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:18, archived)
# I'M OVER DICKCAKE THESE DAYS. TOENAIL CAKE IS WHERE IT'S AT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:25, archived)
# FAT LIES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:21, archived)
# HEY!
I RAN OUT OF SUGAR, WHAT CAN I PUT IN MY CAKE INSTEAD?

HOW ABOUT MAYONNAISE?

OH OK.

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HEY I HAVE NO MAYONNAISE FOR MY SANDWICH, WHAT SHOULD I SPREAD ON IT?

TRY A CUP OF FLOUR.

OK I WILL.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:18, archived)
# WOULD ANYONE LIKE SOME OF MY WORLD FAMOUS MAYONNAISE CAKE?
NO THANKS, I'M SAVING ROOM FOR MUSTARD CAKE.

OK BUT JUST A LITTLE, I HAD KETCHUP CAKE EARLIER AND A RELISH COOKIE WITH A COLD GLASS OF VINEGARMILK.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:24, archived)
# POSTBEAR IS A CLOSED BOOK.
WITHOUT A COVER. OR A TITLE.

ALSO: THE BOOK HAS NO WRITING IN IT AND YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO WRITE IN IT. OR DRAW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:28, archived)
# LIES!
I AM A BEST-SELLER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:38, archived)
# THAT WAS A LITTLE WHILE AGO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:08, archived)