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# Backseat gamers!!
My ex used to do that, she never even played Call of Duty and always used to point out people (mostly teammates) and scream 'THROW A GRENADE!', 'FLASHBANG THAT ROOM'. Pissed me right off.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# hehe
i always get suprise kisses and get fragged, it's like they know!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)
# The one that really pissed me off was
"when you see an item, pick it up"

Firstly, I spend most of the game trying to figure out where the fuck I am. If I know where I am, by the time I get to the item, someone else already has it and they're beating the living hell out of me with it.

He seems to forget I've had the sum total of 15 minutes playing individual battles whereas he's played it for a total of about 5 hours over the past week. He's bound to be better at it than I am.

I love him really but he owes me a fucking huge bar of Dairy Milk and a night of being my tea bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
# You could do what I do.
In one night get to where the bloke's got, then overtake him by a quite considerable amount and then after discussion realise you're also doing on a harder setting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)
# pwnage
we've put a wii on our wedding list :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Hmm. I'll have to send the Beardedwife on an expedition and try that out. Thanks!
Good Games
The Godfather
Mario Galaxy - This is especially good
Mario Kart
Guitar Hero
Wii Sports

Bad Games
Smarty Pants
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# MK is clearly geeenius
but then it always has been. Just wish wario stadium made it over from the n64.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# A mate of mine is working on and testing this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JKIYsvdeMQ

He says he's got bodybuilders biceps now. But his arms ache so much he can barely pick up a pen.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# looks like a chuckle
but if these guns get any bigger i wont be able to find shirts

*flexes and grunts
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# There's an easy way around that.
Put down the KFC and try this tasty* salad

*Terms and conditions apply. Joliet Enterprises make no promises about it tasting good.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# sa-lad?
what is this sa-lad of which you speak.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Someone*
Pulled some leaves off some trees and bushes and when he found out that eating them doesn't kill you he told the women of the world that eating them would make them thin. Don't worry that it doesn't taste very nice, no pain, no gain. And then charged the earth for them.

*a marketing genius
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# smothers with dressing, croutons bacon bits
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)