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# Not that I'm at all cynical about our beloved news media, but...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)
# true that ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)
# The Alain Baxter effect.
British sporting hero to Scottish drugs cheat in the blink of an eye...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Hehe too true
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
You just know that's his cum face.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)
# office lol, DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)
# You should enter that
into the fat challenge :p
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)
# haha
they look similar, are they brothers?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)
# errrr.... same person?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# twins
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Aye
I can't wait until the TV schedules get back to normal.

*grumbles about nothing good being on tele, playing Super Smash Brothers on Wii with the b/f backseat playing ("pick that up", "Hit him!") and going to bed at 8:30 last night in a huff*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I know!
Its all bloody Big Brother/X Idol/Wimbledon bollocks! And then we have to put up with the Olympics :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I would emigrate when the Olympics is on
but it's a worldwide event. Dammit!

I'll use that month's wages to buy a month's worth of DVDs.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Backseat gamers!!
My ex used to do that, she never even played Call of Duty and always used to point out people (mostly teammates) and scream "THROW A GRENADE!", "FLASHBANG THAT ROOM". Pissed me right off.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# hehe
i always get suprise kisses and get fragged, it's like they know!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)
# The one that really pissed me off was
"when you see an item, pick it up"

Firstly, I spend most of the game trying to figure out where the fuck I am. If I know where I am, by the time I get to the item, someone else already has it and they're beating the living hell out of me with it.

He seems to forget I've had the sum total of 15 minutes playing individual battles whereas he's played it for a total of about 5 hours over the past week. He's bound to be better at it than I am.

I love him really but he owes me a fucking huge bar of Dairy Milk and a night of being my tea bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
# You could do what I do.
In one night get to where the bloke's got, then overtake him by a quite considerable amount and then after discussion realise you're also doing on a harder setting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)
# pwnage
we've put a wii on our wedding list :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Hmm. I'll have to send the Beardedwife on an expedition and try that out. Thanks!
Good Games
The Godfather
Mario Galaxy - This is especially good
Mario Kart
Guitar Hero
Wii Sports

Bad Games
Smarty Pants
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# MK is clearly geeenius
but then it always has been. Just wish wario stadium made it over from the n64.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# A mate of mine is working on and testing this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JKIYsvdeMQ

He says he's got bodybuilders biceps now. But his arms ache so much he can barely pick up a pen.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# looks like a chuckle
but if these guns get any bigger i wont be able to find shirts

*flexes and grunts
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# There's an easy way around that.
Put down the KFC and try this tasty* salad

*Terms and conditions apply. Joliet Enterprises make no promises about it tasting good.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# sa-lad?
what is this sa-lad of which you speak.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Someone*
Pulled some leaves off some trees and bushes and when he found out that eating them doesn't kill you he told the women of the world that eating them would make them thin. Don't worry that it doesn't taste very nice, no pain, no gain. And then charged the earth for them.

*a marketing genius
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# smothers with dressing, croutons bacon bits
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Looks like DtH
doesn't need to do much to blarb this!!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# ha ha
who is he? is he a cricketballer?

I'm glad i live in my cocooned world and don't recognise any celebs. I shall stick to my wireless and rude books instead of TV, thank you
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)
# lucky you
my sister is 'celeb' obsessed
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)
# hahaha

I hate tennis.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)
# :)
I have no animation skillzorz or softwaerz.

You win.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)
# CooL!
Didn't happytoast do a 3d version of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Happytoast has done a 3d animation of every idea ever seen on b3ta.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)
# That's the one, brilliant.
...but for some reason less popular with the centre-court crowd :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Fantasmico!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)
# what, women whacking balls and grunting a lot?
...sounds like the perfect sport
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)
# too true
www.b3ta.com/board/8522961
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)
# haha I'd not seen that...
It was www.b3ta.com/board/8524119 that gave me the thought...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)
# very true.
Russel Crowe is an Aussie when he wins an Oscar. and a NZer when he bashes a producer
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)