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# Hahahahaha!
London is safe from Flooding once more!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Quite right!
Obesity is the only way to save this country from flooding, fat people are 145% more effective than sandbags on the coast!

CITIZENS - EAT TO VICTORY!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# *obeys
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
now that's the kind of patriotism I can get behind *shoves half a battenburg into her face*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# They're BOGOF
in Morrisons at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# nomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# *keels over and dies from blocked arteries*
FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# *uses to stem rising river tide
IT WORKS!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# *is harpooned by Japanese and made into soap*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# win some lose some
*lathers up
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# FEEL THE BURN!
Keeping munching people, soon we'll have a total coastal defence network!

(although the country might sink, as Doghorse points out)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# what if the lardos roll off the edges and into the sea?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# The simply pile more on top!
An even more effective flood defence
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# But surely
if we all get bigger, the country will sink?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)